I had the rare pleasure of flying Lufthansa, classe primo. What an amazing experience. Not only was the food delicious and the cabin spacious but the flight attendants were not surly! And the best part of all..every seat had a ROSE!
So typically after I fly, I rename the airlines. For example.
United is U-FRIGHTED
Northwest= NorthWORST
Southwest = SouthWORSTEST
US Air = US SCARE
Air Canada- SCARE Canada
Continental - Conti-HELL-tal
Delta - Schmelta
Aeroflot - AeroFLOP
American - Ameri-CANT
So for now, Lufthansa gets to keep its name. Please share your monikers for the airline carriers.